What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

No way

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Aubrey Anderson-Emmons cleverly comes out as bi with help from this 'Modern Family' scene - Yahoo

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

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Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Shedeur Sanders goes the extra mile to win the Cleveland Browns starting quarterback job and the whole world is there to appreciate it - MARCA

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Logitech’s new iPad case has a compact removable wireless keyboard - The Verge

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

No go.

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?